Mainer's And How The Outside World Sees Them (Since technically I am "A person from Away")
I thought everyone might enjoy this whether you have ever lived in Maine, Visited, or are a Mainiac or Mainer, you will enjoy this!
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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Maine...
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Moosehead Lake is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in Maine...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you might live in Maine...
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year,
you might live in Maine...
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Maine...
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of hisforehead,
you might live in Maine...
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you might live in Maine...
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Maine...
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number,
you might live in Maine...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MAINER WHEN:
**Mainiacs is a revered term, only given to those who are 5th generation (or more) born in Maine.
**If you were born in Maine but you are 1st - 4th generation, you're a Mainer.
1. "Vacation" means going South past Augusta for the weekend.
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Maine...
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Moosehead Lake is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in Maine...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you might live in Maine...
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year,
you might live in Maine...
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Maine...
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of hisforehead,
you might live in Maine...
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you might live in Maine...
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Maine...
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number,
you might live in Maine...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MAINER WHEN:
**Mainiacs is a revered term, only given to those who are 5th generation (or more) born in Maine.
**If you were born in Maine but you are 1st - 4th generation, you're a Mainer.
1. "Vacation" means going South past Augusta for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave bothunlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend / wife knows howto use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and roadconstruction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to yourblue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Augusta.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you tell them to all yourMaine friends.
Courtesy of TexasTheresa's Blog at
